How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
