windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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