I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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