Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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