you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
She's just so happy...and so naked.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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