In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just gift wrapped bread.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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