She's JV to your varsity
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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