You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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