Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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