i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Operation Purity has been aborted
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
My dad is sitting where you rode me
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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