Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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