You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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