then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
