he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Houston, we have a squirter
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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