it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize