The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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