This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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