Four minutes until I can fart!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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