oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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