I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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