There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
What a dumb baby whore.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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