and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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