perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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