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My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
nutella sex= disaster
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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