just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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