You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Randomize
