Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
