the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.