How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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