that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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