Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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