dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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