I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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