Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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