i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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