Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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