You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I enjoy the company of your penis
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