went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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