By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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