Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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