It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Shame is for Republicans.
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