where am i from again
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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