I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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