you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Sacagawea was the original milf.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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