All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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