But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
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i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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