For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I have peed in a lot of sinks
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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