so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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