is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
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i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
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You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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