i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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