She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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