at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
So squirting runs in the family.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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