your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
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He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
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He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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