Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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