He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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