I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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